For all those who proudly call themselves Conservative, who subscribe to any far right position without reason or consideration and who cannot manage on their own to compose a killer comeback to those pesky, commie-loving, homo-supporting, anti-god, anti-troops, anti-American, spineless, sushi-eating, terrorist-coddling, Hollywood-humping, liberal defeatocrats: the internet brings you the The Liberal Insult Generator.
Now your mindless taunts can sound faintly erudite. “Hey, you militant victim-playing defeatocrats, you’re all loony criminal-pampering elitists. You weak, morality-destroying girlie men, you’re nothing but neorotic troop-slandering sodomites! (Feel free to take a moment to Google those words, you’ll find they’re wonderfully nasty)
Isn’t that fun? No more having to actually think up an ass-kicking insult. No need to do any thinking at all. And isn’t that the best part of being a knee-jerk Conservative anyway?
And for all you equally knee-jerk Liberals who mindlessly follow the left-wing agenda without any more thought than your counterparts on the right, I’m sure there’s an equally spiffy insult generator on some website for your mindless enjoyment. If someone knows where, leave the URL in the comments.
After all, everyone knows politics isn’t really about who can do the most good for our country or what policies will produce the most good for the greatest number of our citizens; politics is really about who can sling the most fragrant offal at the opposition.
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